When I was 10, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 13 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Posted on April 19th, 2007 by Leo
Filed under: Lucid Thoughts
LOL…thanks for the advice Leo. I hope your boob search will be successful.
girls, girls, girls, can’t live with them, can’t live without them!
: ) Happy hunting…
this damn well better not be directed at anyone in real life! LOL
Awww that was really moving. I hope you find success with your next lady.
Wow - if you’re struggling to hook a duck, then us super-geeks have no chance!
Hahah… that’s got to be one of the best posts I’ve seen in a long while.
If my wife ever kicks me to the curb, I’m going for boobs too. Brains are entirely an option.
Lol, glad you guys liked it. Actually, I’m still getting my single legs under me after just breaking off a serious realtionship. So I’m just enjoying the single life for now and focusing on work, my physical fitness and going on the occasional date.