Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks.
The first vampire asks for blood.
The second vampire asks for blood.
The third vampire asks for some hot water.
The bartender is baffled. “Why don’t you want blood like everyone else?”
“Because,” says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, “I’m making tea.”
Posted on February 15th, 2007 by Leo
Filed under: Jokes
No comments yet.