Here it is gentlemen! Although there is no known cure for the female PMS, I have, through many years of scientific field studies with numerous subjects, developed an effective treatment for this unpleasant syndrome. Observe: a fruity, blush wine, an ice cream pizza (this one from Dairy Queen) AND . . . Tylenol Menstrual.
Bear in mind that a woman undergoing PMS is not the woman you know and love; it is a dark, fickle creature whose origins are still a mystery to man. Learn to smile and nod frequently, followed with phrases like, “you’re absolutely right”, and, “you’re hair looks stunning!”, even if it looks the same. Taking her shopping also seems to keep the evil beast at bay. Under no circumstances should a man prove his woman wrong (at anything!) during PMS or risk witnessing the inevitable de-evolution of your significant other.
Posted on February 19th, 2007 by Leo
Filed under: Lucid Thoughts
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