Alrighty folks, here’s another Sunday Sex Sizzler! This week are some hot tips for first date success. Although this write-up is geared more towards guys I’m sure a lot of the tips below can be equally spread across the board for women as well. Unless you’re a gold-digger 
Taboo Topics on the First Date
First dates are a lot like job interviews: you try to make a good impression and be on your best behavior. It’s difficult to let your hair down and be yourself. You can’t change that and have to follow the rules. Penthouse summarized 10 first-date conversation killers that will quickly send you to the cemetery of forgotten men.
- Religion: This topic conjures up repressed feelings she learned in Sunday school. Avoid this if you want things to go further that night.
- Politics: Images of George W. Bush do not make women think of crazy sex.
- Weather: This topic is boring and ordinary and won’t separate you from the pack.
- Childhood hang-ups: You’re an adult; act like one. Women like strong, tough guys, not wimps.
- Family: You want her to think of you, not your dysfunctional relatives.
- Your ex: If you aren’t over her, don’t date (or at least don’t talk about her). Women want a clear field.
- Money: Talking about money shows no class. If you have money, you come across as materialistic. If you’re poor, she’ll see you as a poverty-stricken loser who will try to use her.
- Death: Women look to the future when shopping for men. Talking about death signifies there may be no future.
- Health: Women want guys at the top of the gene pool. Aches and pains signify weakness.
Be confident, witty and cocky. Listen intently to what she says and ask questions. You can avoid first-date minefields. (Penthouse, Jan. 2007)
Posted on May 13th, 2007 by Leo
Filed under: Sunday Sex Sizzler
Sooooooooooooooo true. Another one to add…men who talk about the size of their “manhood” come across as complete idiots. It conjures up images of them with a tape measure and the other necessary item. Not sexy or sophisticated.
and guys have actually done this?
*looks down, puts away tape measure*
Lol, those sound like tips to a successful marriage as well.
Oh now you tell me.. so I shouldn’t take until I can walk without crutches huh?
Geesh just because I sever my Achilles tendon.. I can’t have fun and I show weakness?
take = date.. why can’t I edit my comments? hehe
You’re not considered weak becasue of your injury, you’re weak because you messed up a T for a D and a K for a T. Either that or your keyboard is weak
I think my fingers are just messed up, they hit the occasionally wrong keys. I think each one has its own mind!
In response to if men really talk about inches….I’ve met two that do (one was last week). Maybe the freaks are just drawn to me.
Guys like make the rest of us look bad
What exactly is the conversation when something like that comes up?
Woman: Wow look at that size of that hot dog!
Man: Wanna see something bigger?
*sigh*
This kinda has relevance to another post I made about penis size and it’s importance: http://www.leochiang.com/sunday-sex-sizzler-april-22-2007/
I think it’s important to note that both “men” were really college boys. The one last week found me on My Blog Log and struck up a conversation. He asked me about my moniker (Girl In Her Underwear). I told him it was a completely innocent story behind the name–nothing raunchy.
He said, “I have a double meaning behind my name on here, too.”
Me: Oh really? Does it have to do with _______? (I don’t want to give the guy away. I just asked if it had to do with an object that is in no way sexual.)
College guy: No, not at all. It has to do with my ________ size. 9 inches. Isn’t that considered bigger than usual?
Me: Ummmm, I totally didn’t see that coming. Sure. You’re doing great.
Then I asked him if I could include his statement in a book I want to write about the most stupid things on-line men say to married women.
We didn’t really talk much after that. Hmmm.
Hahaha you sure it was a college boy and not some highschool’r trying to ‘act’ older?
At least he didn’t start sending you pictures of his member, I hear crazy stories of that happening to women on some sites. If a guy’s penis is his best trait then it doesn’t speak much for the rest of him.
He could be 12 for all I know. He could be a woman! FREAK!
About the men showing pics…that happened to me once. This guy had a blog all about selling on e-bay. He’d post instructional videos that I’d never watch.
He had no success hitting on me, so he sent me one last e-mail that said, “Check out my new tattoo. Contact me if you ever change your mind.”
The video started out of his really cool tattoo on his shoulder, but then the camera went lower and lower until it showed his naked butt–which he squeezed and flexed for the camera. Woo hoo. THAT was attractive! And then he turned around and faced the camera from the front.
I shook for over an hour after that. I never expected anyone would ever expose themselves to me. It scared me to death that someone could be so vile.
So he had a tattoo that was 2 inches long . . . and juuust fit
Oh, I should probably leave a candid comment about your other post regarding size, but I’m no expert. I was a good little girl and was engaged by 20. I don’t have much of a history to do comparisons, but I’m pretty sure it’s more about how a man uses what he has than size. My husband makes it all about my pleasure instead of just his. A man who is selfless is sexy.