Paris Hilton Jail Song

It seems like there is no escape from the hype that is being generated by the controversy involving Hilton heiress, and general waste of oxygen, Paris Hilton. I turn on the local news and they have to devote at least 5-10 minutes of their broadcast on this little rich, spoiled girl. I’m still boggled as to why she’s famous, nobody really likes her and she demonstrates no acting skills, no singing skills (I think her and K-Fed are tied for musical ability) and she can’t dance or play any musical instruments. The only organs I’ve seen her play were in her home sex videos and those weren’t even that good. She can’t even make good porn!!!
Let her do her time and let’s be done with it.

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Comment by Hartley Subscribed to comments via email
2007-06-09 20:12:25
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Okay that was f-in funny!
Dumb drunk whore, she should just do jail porn for the rest of her life!
At least then she’d have some redeeming social value!

 
Comment by Stephen
2007-06-10 08:35:48
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She’ll be bigger than Martha Stewart when she gets out :P

Comment by Natron Subscribed to comments via email
2007-06-12 14:28:57
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That’s hot! [cant believe I just said that]

 
Comment by Leo
2007-06-13 11:30:21
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At least Martha Stewart went in and did her time without complaint.

 
 
Comment by Gabrielle
2007-06-13 15:35:26
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THAT is hilarious! That girl did a really good job too. She needs to drop a few though…but I’ll shut up.

Comment by Leo
2007-06-14 22:44:39
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Not everyone is blessed with a 100lb body of a Goddess, Gabrielle ;)

 
 
2007-06-22 22:08:13
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