Ah Valentines! What a fuckin’ pain! As if women weren’t already insecure enough that we actually have to have a day devoted to telling them that their ass isn’t too big, that their not fat, that she’s prettier than that other chick, blah, blah , blah. Why do we do it? What drives us men to turn into wet bags of complacent peons? Pussy. We all love it, we all want it and in many ways we need it (at least I do).
It’s been a slow 3 months for me work-wise so I’m on a budget. My girlfriend snubbed at my idea of a romantic dinner at McDonald’s. There’s a really nice one I know that has nice faux stone work and a gas fireplace. I think it’s pretty romantic, I even told her I would feed her chicken nuggets. We could even Super-Size!
But NOOOOOOOO! She insists on doing something romantic. We’re on a budget I remind her so we settled on having a quiet night at home. We’ll make dinner and watch porn.
Posted on February 14th, 2007 by Leo
Filed under: Lucid Thoughts
hey you, happy Hallmark Day? haha
yeah what a joke of a holiday. The funny thing is…I actually cried today (the affect of being single on V-DAY). Anywho, I hope your night goes well and keep in touch.