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Best Pickup Lines (Doesn’t Guarantee Success)
1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
3) Nice legs … what time do they open?
4) Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5) You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
8 ) I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9) Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10) Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
11) I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
12) Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
13) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
14) Are those real?
15) I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
16) If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
17) You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
18) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
19) My name is (name) … remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
20) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
21) Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
22) My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
24) If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, bet we could do it in public.
25) Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don’t you like pizza?
26) Baby, I’m an American Express lover … you shouldn’t go home without me.

Posted on April 17th, 2007 by Leo
Filed under: Jokes