All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time [...]
Posted on February 17th, 2007 by Leo
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow [...]
Posted on February 15th, 2007 by Leo
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Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks.
The first vampire asks for blood.
The second vampire asks for blood.
The third vampire asks for some hot water.
The bartender is baffled. “Why don’t you want blood like everyone else?”
“Because,” says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, “I’m making tea.”
Posted on February 15th, 2007 by Leo
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Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress.
One leaned over and said to the other, “Life is so darned boring; we never have any fun anymore.
For $5.00 I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!”
“You’re on!” said [...]
Posted on February 15th, 2007 by Leo
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The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to [...]
Posted on February 11th, 2007 by Leo
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A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off, and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said “Shit, I missed.”
The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he [...]
Posted on February 11th, 2007 by Leo
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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that [...]
Posted on February 11th, 2007 by Leo
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A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: “Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Do you know [...]
Posted on February 9th, 2007 by Leo
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Helping blondes wherever Blonde Star is available. My blonde girlfriend found this video and I had to share it with all, almost fell outta my chair laughing at this.
Posted on February 8th, 2007 by Leo
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1. You only get hard once
2. You only get laid once
3. You only get eaten once
4. And the only one who sits on your face is your mother
Posted on February 8th, 2007 by Leo
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