A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman’s husband also comes home. Panicked, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there [...]
Posted on March 3rd, 2007 by Leo
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Hi everyone,
Please look over my letter and let me know if it’s okay. Thanks!
Dear Terri:
I know the counsellor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, l swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy [...]
Posted on February 28th, 2007 by Leo
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Continuing our fine military tradition, here are some more words of wisdom from the armed forces.
“Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last, and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.”
- U.S. Navy Swabbie
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“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.”
- David Hackworth
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“If your attack is going too well, you’re walking into [...]
Posted on February 27th, 2007 by Leo
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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning [...]
Posted on February 24th, 2007 by Leo
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Some things you’d really like to say to your boss . . .
RULES FOR THE BOSS
Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
If it is really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire [...]
Posted on February 24th, 2007 by Leo
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I know you all loved the list of Gay Slangs from my previous post so I decided to post part 2. Educate and Enjoy!
AC/DC: bisexual (or a homosexual who hides his lifestyle).
AUNTIE: an aging homosexual.
BANANA: the penis.
BEAR: a large, hairy male.
BREEDER: an impolite manner of referring to heterosexuals.
BROWN: to perform anal intercourse.
BUGGERY: the act [...]
Posted on February 23rd, 2007 by Leo
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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Assholes
Gathered together for the first time ever, my tips on how you can be a more effective asshole:
1. Never respect anyone unless you’re sure they could physically beat you up. This includes your own mother, police officers, teachers, the president, your boss and the Pope.
2. Criticize everything, no matter [...]
Posted on February 20th, 2007 by Leo
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A lady walks into an ice cream parlour and order’s a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The proprietor quickly responds “I’m sorry mam, but we are all out of chocolate.”
The lady looks confused and gazes down through the glass of the ice cream case and then looks back up at the man and asks for [...]
Posted on February 20th, 2007 by Leo
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Here is the second intallment of AIRLINE CABIN ANNOUNCEMENTS. Enjoy!!!
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
12. “As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. [...]
Posted on February 19th, 2007 by Leo
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I remember having a conversation with a bunch of gay guys a while ago and they had thrown a few of these terms to me. I had never heard of them before but I thought they were funny as hell. I’m posting some of them here for you all to learn.
ANILINGUS: oral stimulation [...]
Posted on February 17th, 2007 by Leo
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