I received this email from a girlfriend of mine and I found it truthful and funny enough to want to post it here. Not sure as to the original source but it sheds some new light on the female psyche. The fact that I got this from a woman only adds credit to […]
Posted on September 11th, 2007 by Leo
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Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt […]
Posted on June 24th, 2007 by Leo
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We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it’s the only type of cooking a ‘real’ man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the […]
Posted on June 16th, 2007 by Leo
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I’ve always felt that Emo was just like Goth, except gay. Judge for yourself. This video had me pissing in my pants laughing.
Posted on May 22nd, 2007 by Leo
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Why it’s important to understand English
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line.
Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . […]
Posted on May 10th, 2007 by Leo
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Best Pickup Lines (Doesn’t Guarantee Success)
1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
3) Nice legs … what time do they open?
4) Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out […]
Posted on April 17th, 2007 by Leo
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Aha! Just like I said before on Rock, Paper, Scissors . . . paper can’t beat shit!
Posted on April 10th, 2007 by Leo
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Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I’m a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work daiquiri, a glass of wine on the weekend, you’re even around in the holidays, or hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we’re stuck […]
Posted on March 18th, 2007 by Leo
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Chinese tortures
A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house.
Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. “I’m lost,” said the man. “Can you put me up for the night?”
“Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one condition. If […]
Posted on March 15th, 2007 by Leo
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President Bush is being given his daily briefing on the Iraq conflict.
The briefing concludes with: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
Posted on March 9th, 2007 by Leo
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