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I admit I play WoW, but I enjoy sex with my girlfriend so much more. This dude apparently was playing WoW as his woman gave birth. Moron.
Tyra Talks Wow!

Posted on January 29th, 2007 by Leo
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Funny shit, credit goes to the staff at Phat phree!
Phat Phree 50 All New Sexual Positions!

Posted on January 29th, 2007 by Leo
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This dark-themed movie is punctuated with various moments of subtle British humour, balancing the darkness and giving the audience the occasional much-needed release from the movie’s tension. The cinematography is richly filmed and realistically gritty, the depravity of human corruption is depicted in vivid scenes. The special and visual effects of the film [...]

Posted on January 28th, 2007 by Leo
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Men and women have two distinct views about a wedding. The husband to be wakes up in the morning, plays a round of golf and counts the minutes until he has to be at the altar.
The wife to be on the other hand, wakes up in the morning and is panicking. She immediately begins to [...]

Posted on January 28th, 2007 by Leo
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New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.Com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days - mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out [...]

Posted on January 26th, 2007 by Leo
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic! Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the [...]

Posted on January 26th, 2007 by Leo
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Why do doctors slap babies’ butts right after they’re born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What do a [...]

Posted on January 26th, 2007 by Leo
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I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically “wrap around” rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why [...]

Posted on January 23rd, 2007 by Leo
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BILL GATES’ SPEECH TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL Visalia, California.
Worthwhile reading for anyone. Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!
To anyone with kids of any age, or anyone who has ever been a kid, here’s some advice Bill Gates recently dished out at a high school speech [...]

Posted on January 23rd, 2007 by Leo
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When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning . . . uphill BOTH ways . . . through year ’round blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their backs [...]

Posted on January 23rd, 2007 by Leo
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