Clint Eastwood on the set of “Letters to Iwo Jima”

Ads That Didn’t Make It

Useless Facts

1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
2. The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”
3. Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
6. Studies show that if a cat [...]

Talking Dog

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the Lab replies. [...]

New Microsoft Product

The all new Microsoft Word for the modern day thug. With spell-check n’shit. Word.

Introducing the Metrosexual Star Wars Collection

Comes with a pink Louis Vuitton man-purse to hold his lightsaber.

Eat a Honda

Mustang ad that should have gone to print.

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Getting Bigger Boobs

So you wanna put the “fun” in your fun bags, but you’re not sure how big you should get them. It really comes down to proportion. You wanna have an ample bosom without losing sight of your toes. Unless you’re a stripper or pornstar in which case it seems that your income [...]

Navy Recruitment

Time to join the Armed Forces and do your country proud. Not sure what branch to enlist in? Perhaps this little speach will help influence your decision. Audio File: gonna need speakers to enjoy this!
Navy Recruitment