1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F. 2. The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.” 3. Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. 4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie. 5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 6. Studies [...]
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the Lab [...]
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Comes with a pink Louis Vuitton man-purse to hold his lightsaber.
Mustang ad that should have gone to print.
So you wanna put the “fun” in your fun bags, but you’re not sure how big you should get them. It really comes down to proportion. You wanna have an ample bosom without losing sight of your toes. Unless you’re a stripper or pornstar in which case it seems that your income is linear to [...]
Time to join the Armed Forces and do your country proud. Not sure what branch to enlist in? Perhaps this little speach will help influence your decision. Audio File: gonna need speakers to enjoy this! Navy Recruitment